Definitions by nonbeanarynerd

pizza-stop 

A way to stop in skiing that only beginners use. It sucks.

He's totally a Jerry- look! He's pizza-stopping!

pizza-stop by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Irg 

Ice rocks grass. Skiing condition.

Ski the west if you can't handle irg.

Irg by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

ski the west 

Used on East Coast to mean that someone can't handle the East coast skiing/snowboarding conditions. Dismissive and insulting.

Ski the west if you can't handle some cold and rocks.

ski the west by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Irgy 

Acronym for Icy Rocky Grassy Yucky, adjective form of irg. Describing skiing or snowboarding conditions. Originates in Vermont

I'm not skiing this weekend. It's too irgy.
You can't handle irgy conditions? Ski the west, jerry.

Irgy by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.

I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?

Greta's Philosophy by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.

I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.

Greta's Falafel by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024