the scary 

a lame joke started by a Man named James, it has no meaning and it supposed to be funny, but is not. Very lame. the purpose is to say "you are the scary" to another person over text and the person who sent the "you are the scary" does not respond

*texting
person-you are the scary
me-what?
me-(2 hours later) please tell me
(and repeats)

the scary by 12345675567 July 16, 2011

The Scary Door 

The Scary Door

The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.

It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.

There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game

1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door

4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.

5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door

The Scary Door by rzhhhh July 17, 2010

The Scary Guy 

A philosopher, educator and teacher. The Scary Guy delivers emotional intelligence education programs worldwide. He has dedicated his life to the elimination of Hate, Violence and Prejudice worldwide. Scary has worked with over 7 million people around the world promoting peace through the teaching of Love and Acceptance of all people. His audience consists of both youth and adults on an individual, community and society level, unaware of how they are using negative energy to meet their needs. He teaches people to understand that they have the power to create change in their own world through taking full responsibility for all of their own behavior in the form of words and actions as Energy.

The Scary Guy philosopher educator teacher emotional intelligence wikipedia

The Scary Guy by CATHRONIC August 16, 2011

The Scary Jokes 

The Scary Jokes is a synthpop musician from New Jersey! Their music is super interesting and cool and quite often gay✨

Me: have you heard of The Scary Jokes?
Person: oh yeah! i love that band
Me: here's a ring, marry me

The Scary Jokes by floralprinting June 17, 2021

The Big Scary One 

Word used to describe the ultimate badass! Refers to having or behaving as if having a penis large enough to cause fear. Also known as the "BSO".

"He has the big scary one!"

The Big Scary One by Wildkir2 October 12, 2011

the most scary thing ever 

boo

Person: im gonna do the most scary thing ever
Person 2: lalalalllalallala
Person: boo
Person 2: AHH!! dont do that it is the most scary thing ever

the most scary thing ever by bubblingtea May 23, 2025

scary in the night 

Anything that is normally viewed as harmless, cute, or whimsical, but when seen at night in the shade of darkness appears as "scary in the night."
Anything viewed in daylight that, when imagined being viewed at night would seem scary.

The paint-by-number image of a clown my brother made when he was 10 years old was scary in the night.

scary in the night by Matt Eros November 9, 2007