The said
The said by @Soulless nigga January 3, 2023
Said The Actress To The Bishop
A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.
Said The Actress To The Bishop by Koshell September 3, 2013
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
said the liar
A comeback following a statement that you disagree with. Made popular after it was featured numerous times on USA's hit comedy Psych.
said the liar by Rob Davis Fan September 2, 2010
Said the spider to the fly
A phrase used to describe a situation in which one person has been captivated by another person's charm and flattery, and when the latter is secretly harboring ill intentions towards the former. In reference to the poem "The Spider and the Fly", in which a spider entraps a fly in its web using the same tactics.
Man 1: Damn, Weslley sure has been spending a lot of time with that new girl.
Man 2: Yeah, she's so sexy but she probably just wants him for his money.
Man 1: Aye, said the spider to the fly.
Man 2: Yeah, she's so sexy but she probably just wants him for his money.
Man 1: Aye, said the spider to the fly.
Said the spider to the fly by GreatswordGuts July 7, 2016
as the actress said to the bishop
Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
as the actress said to the bishop by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005
said the serpent to the snake
meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"
said the serpent to the snake by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006