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The Pretzel 

Fucking oneself with own feet thus looking like a pretzel.
"Oh, man. I was with Sally last night, we were having sex, then she did The Pretzel!"
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."

sex love cute
The Pretzel by Penrose August 17, 2014

The Pretzel 

Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!
Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"

Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"

thats "The Pretzel"
The Pretzel by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009

The Pretzel 

The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.
"Please will you do the pretzel with me?"
The Pretzel by blinkavaplus44gc March 18, 2008

salting the pretzel 

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.
Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!

desalting the pretzel 

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.
"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

Bit the Pretzel 

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.
That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.
Bit the Pretzel by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011
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