the peanut 

if your gay and your giving your homosexual partner anal you grab his hair and say i have aids and see how long you hang on.

"so i did the peanut with bill last night. Hung on for at least 6 seconds."

the peanut by vjifgfghfjkgh January 10, 2009

The Peanut 

Davo you are a gullible fool

Davo you will never know the true meaning of the peanut

The Peanut by Johnny Bootlestop November 9, 2023

The Peanut Butter Falcon 

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.

last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon by VitoVane September 23, 2019

The peanut butter blowjob 

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.

Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

The peanut butter blowjob by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019

The Peanut Butter Cup 

When having anal sex with a fat chick, you pull your dick out and you fill her belly button with the shit stuck to your dick.

So I'm slammin it in her soupbean and I consider going for the pink sock, but since I work for her dad, I decided to just give her The Peanut Butter Cup instead.

The Peanut Butter Cup by blueSiclone January 26, 2011

the peanut butter effect 

A lingering smell.

HISTORY
When one eats peanut butter the smell of peanut butter sticks with them for a extended period of time even though all evidence of the peanut butter is gone.

Often related to other items of similar consistancy. (read:feces)

Example 1:
A dog does his business outside and comes in to sit beside you. The dog smells very much like his dirty business even though his anus is completely free from 'cling-ons'. This is the peanut butter effect.

Example 2:
One is doing laundry and notes the 'peanut butter effect' on a pair of underwear. The underwear may only inhibit a foul smell or may be accompanied by 'skid-marks' after being well used.

the peanut butter effect by Christine P. May 4, 2006

The Peanut Butter has been spread 

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.

During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

The Peanut Butter has been spread by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009