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The lover 

One who, dates girls that have low egos, are relatively ugly, or aren't even Half satisfied with themself and put too much presure on themselves to be more like the beautiful people. This person feels an inner need to flirt, date, and spoil these girls rotten so that they can feel loved and worth something. They simply date for a maxImum of a month and always end up getting dumped, and then leave the girl having a higher sense of pride. I know because I am one.
"Why does jimmy always date ugly girls? Wonder if he's gay?"
"He's not gay you idiot, he's the lover."
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Fusion the Lover 

Fusion the Lover is a very beautiful and strong person who loves everybody ! <3

He has big biceps, big chest and a big pussy (not as big as jz's one of course) !
We all need a Fusion the Lover in our life ! <3
Fusion the Lover made me stop to be sad <3

cirrhosis of the lover 

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly
She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
cirrhosis of the lover by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Brandon the Lover 

Sex demon thats very down bad all the time and can't go more then a week without "yoga"

miah the beomgyu lover 

MIAH IS THE PERSON I JUST MET BUT I ALREADY LOVE THEM OK.
Better version of odi 🙄
CAILLOU.
miah the beomgyu lover by Nayuyu November 22, 2021

Angelica the wasian lover 

The most brutal "wasian slayer" in the whole world. A really dangerous girl who loves Thais mixed with Swedes. Beware your wasian friends
Watch out for Angelica the wasian lover she Will steal your wasian boyfriend

timothee chalamet and soobin have the same lover??

person: omg timothee chalamet and soobin have the same lover?? i wonder who it is
sabeen jahan: its me losers