The last chicken on the shelf

An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick

Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...

by Gilly1982 October 05, 2010

last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's mum October 03, 2007

the last chicken on the shelf

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008