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The Kitchen 

soooo you know that one place where you cook eggs or like wash the dishes and stuff yeah that thing
I bathe myself using the sink in The Kitchen
The Kitchen by QLD'er March 16, 2020

the kitchen 

The trap house. The location, usually in low-class neighborhoods, where drugs are sold and used. Rappers often use this term to describe their come-up
“ain’t need the kitchen, i got rich on my own”
the kitchen by Donkey Dick Daryl September 18, 2019

The Kitchen 

No.
Hym "Not the kitchen. The brothel. Get in the brothel and you can have your child murder privileges back."
The Kitchen by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

the kitchen scrubs 

A group of badasses individuals who clap emmos, and have a lit ass youtube channel.
The kitchen scrubs have large penises
the kitchen scrubs by Juicisity November 26, 2019

The Kitchen Effect 

A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.

The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’

Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’

Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”

everything but the kitchen sink

"Damn, Gina. You must have packed everything but the kitchen sink in your suitcase. You are going to break my back when I carry this shit around for you."
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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