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The horny owl 

A girl with large eyes (the owl/predator), grabs male (mouse/prey) by the penis and proceeds "peck" at it. Once he is hard she continues to flap her arms like wings, creating a pleasingly cool draft on the males penis. A chorus of "hoot hoot"s should be heard throughout"
Finlay: Bro I was with karina last night, she totally gave me the horny owl.

Scott: nice one man!
The horny owl by Willis69 January 7, 2013
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The Horny Owl 

One you're fucking someone you don't know.
<while in the act of having sex one asks> "Who...who is this?" <thus, the Horny Owl>
The Horny Owl by The Dirty Mendez August 19, 2008
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026