What white rich teenagers of The Woodlands who were born and raised in 'the streets of Grogan's point' call their city.

An infestation of 'straight up gangster' privileged teenagers in the Woodlands.

The Woodlands becomes The Hoodlands when rich parents living in The Woodlands buy their son a cadilac escalade so he may look 'fly' and like a 'straight up G'

a Wangstas name for his town when he wants to look ghetto like the black/mexican Gangsters on TV

"yo man - lets meet up at market street. shitz goin down tonight"

White boy 1: sup ma nigg whats crackin?
White boy 2: yo man, my dad just bought me another ferrari
White boy 1: ohh for realz?? we gots to roll in dat thing tonight, and show it off in the Hoodlands

The Hoodlands by annoyedbytheWangstas March 26, 2009

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India(the hooman)

Literally the most reliable, honest, strong-willed, caring friend you will ever have. Girls with the name India may come off as weird or intimidating at first, but once you get to know them, you'll love them forever. India is always there for you and ready to support and defend you and your decisions. She's headstrong and organized, and may be bossy or judgement at times, but she is always looking out for you and making sure your happy. She's probably a Libra and will buy you really nice gifts as a way of expressing her love. She's really smart and will probably be hella rich one day and invite you to her fancy mansion. India's picky with just about everything, but when she's chosen something, it's usually the right chose. If an India chooses you be grateful. She's the best person you'll ever meet.

Person 1: What's a word that means stunningly beautiful and amazing?

Person 2: India(the hooman).

India(the hooman) by ifallinlovewithpeopleoften May 21, 2020

The Hoodlands

What the exclusive north Houston suburb The Woodlands, will become in a few years due to all the white trash and black people that infest the mall and Market Stret. Inspired by Greenspoint becoming Gunspoint and Willowbrook becoming Killabrook.

Oh my God, I went to the mall yesterday it was totally The Hoodlands.

The Hoodlands by MegD August 14, 2007

jenny_the_hooman

jenny_the_hooman is a TikToker with over 20K followers.

Jenny_the_hooman added herself to the urban dictionary

jenny_the_hooman by I play Roblox a lot November 30, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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