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The Hoodlands 

What white rich teenagers of The Woodlands who were born and raised in 'the streets of Grogan's point' call their city.

An infestation of 'straight up gangster' privileged teenagers in the Woodlands.

The Woodlands becomes The Hoodlands when rich parents living in The Woodlands buy their son a cadilac escalade so he may look 'fly' and like a 'straight up G'

a Wangstas name for his town when he wants to look ghetto like the black/mexican Gangsters on TV
"yo man - lets meet up at market street. shitz goin down tonight"

White boy 1: sup ma nigg whats crackin?
White boy 2: yo man, my dad just bought me another ferrari
White boy 1: ohh for realz?? we gots to roll in dat thing tonight, and show it off in the Hoodlands

India(the hooman) 

Literally the most reliable, honest, strong-willed, caring friend you will ever have. Girls with the name India may come off as weird or intimidating at first, but once you get to know them, you'll love them forever. India is always there for you and ready to support and defend you and your decisions. She's headstrong and organized, and may be bossy or judgement at times, but she is always looking out for you and making sure your happy. She's probably a Libra and will buy you really nice gifts as a way of expressing her love. She's really smart and will probably be hella rich one day and invite you to her fancy mansion. India's picky with just about everything, but when she's chosen something, it's usually the right chose. If an India chooses you be grateful. She's the best person you'll ever meet.
Person 1: What's a word that means stunningly beautiful and amazing?

Person 2: India(the hooman).

The Hoodlands 

What the exclusive north Houston suburb The Woodlands, will become in a few years due to all the white trash and black people that infest the mall and Market Stret. Inspired by Greenspoint becoming Gunspoint and Willowbrook becoming Killabrook.
Oh my God, I went to the mall yesterday it was totally The Hoodlands.
The Hoodlands by MegD August 14, 2007

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