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the help

a person of lesser social standing, must do things for you. Replaces low value by helping out. Usually cannot get laid.
"Man you need to fire the help, vargas has seriously been slacking!"
by Skank! October 19, 2007
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the help

A term that naive hoity toity white bread yuppies that had silver spoons in their mouth (Born with rich parents) use to describe anyone that actually has to work and make their own living such as waitresses, maids, anything in the service industry, etc... It's meant to be a condescending insult toward them behind their back, but actually only insults the person saying it, because they are just affirming that the only reason they have what they have is because it was handed to them and they never had to even worry about making their own living. The people that use this term usually boast an intelligence level of about equal to a box of hammers. See: Paris Hilton
Two yuppies in an office having a conversation about spilled coffee...

Girl 1: Ugh, I just spilled my coffee...(probably from starbux)
Girl 2: Hunny, just the help clean it up (sneering laugh, and in a condescending tone)
by Jack Bell III January 12, 2008
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The help text

When a girl has been texting a lad for about a week and they both happen to be on a night out so she'll text him saying the word 'help' so he'll think she's in danger. Some believe it dates back to the original medieval 'damsel in distress' ideology. Said only for attention. Usually sent surrounded by her friends, having a takeaway, having a piss or just generally having a really good time.
'girls I just sent him the help text'
'for fucks sake Jenny not again'
by Roch leople specials December 4, 2016
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with the help of kyoji

A phrase taken from the great anime, G gundam. The main character, Domon Kasshu, comes across an enemy who has come victim to his brother's, Kyoji's, evil deeds. Kyoji is involved with something called the Dark/Devil gundam which is the reason Domon has suffered so much. Domon then says the phrase in an expression of anger and follows it by destroying the enemy before him with little effort.
This ability to self recover, allowing the deceased Dahall and his gundam to keep on resurrecting. I'm positive, this guy has aquired abilities of the dark gundam WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!
by Kyoji's helper July 22, 2010
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Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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don't shit on the help

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"
Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"
by Shedhappens April 2, 2024
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Solve all the passionate issues with the help of Cenforce

One of the most horrible things that can happen to any man is the problem of erectile dysfunction. If a person has a problem of erectile dysfunction, then he is not able to develop and maintain a hard erection of the penis throughout the sexual activity.
If you are one of them, then there is no more need to take any tension. There is a great medicine available for this problem and the name of this medicine is Cenforce 100 mg. In the health sector, it is commonly known as Sildenafil Citrate.
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A man named Sajal started facing ED problem at the age of 42. He never told about this problem to his wife as he was afraid that his wife would leave him after hearing this. His friend suggested him to consult a doctor and start taking Cenforce 200 mg. Now Sajal no long has an ED problem and he also keeps his wife highly satisfied on bed. So, you can see that this a wonderful drug to treat your problems related to sex.
Solve all the passionate issues with the help of Cenforce
by ysmeds August 1, 2020
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