Holy Man: "And if thy tongue offend thee, cut it off:"
Literal Dumbo: "The hell you say!"
Holy Man: "Past the end of your nose and over your head..." (facepalm)
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.