The dirties

An adjective or noun that can be used as any word.

I have to use the dirties.(bathroom)
That dog is the dirties.(dumb)

by Izik February 28, 2017

The thin and dirties

The term used for when you leave a right mess in the toilet bowl, especially the runny form of your shit- otherwise known as diarrhea.

"Aghh, those chips and salsa, 4 candy bars, and a liter of soda didn't sit well in my stomach. Gave me the thin and dirties!"

Person A: "Hey your pants are all brown on the back."
Person B: "Yeah, I've got the thin and dirties."

by Sha'neeqa October 5, 2009

The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024

The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024