The Counselor

The Counselor, another way to say "weed".

Roy: Hey John ya stonner cunt, wanna go see The Counselor?

John: Yeaaah man, the Counselors sick!

Jake: LOL U GUYZ R SEE COUNSELOR? WAUT RETARD NOOBS

Roy, John: "Trollface.jpeg"

The Counselor by Life, so, unnecessary. June 3, 2010

gwen..the.counselor

Literally me. Thats me. No body else. ME. ME. THAT IS ME. DONT FAKE ITS YOU

gwen..the.counselor Is smexy

gwen..the.counselor by Im..not..your..mother June 30, 2021

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Roxi The Counselor

A cool ass chic that'll fabricate, manipulate and buck the system. She'll lie to your parole and probation officer. She may even provide you with clean urine specimens to be sampled if you're piss is dirty.

I wish my drug and alcohol evaluator was a ROXI THE COUNSELOR because I'm high as fuck and I ain't trying to go back to prison.

Roxi The Counselor by Keukakat April 21, 2018

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The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.

"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"

The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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