screamin in the night when I leap on the
pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the
hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd
nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks