the C 

THe C is the fugly ist little B-otch who once made love to her best friend Shwanger. IT is crazy and wants to love anything even resenbling a male human. The C is really more of a concept...

You are about as fugly as The C!!

the C by Aaron Beninstine July 10, 2004

the c 

The c is a fugly slut who likes to sit at lunch tables, ring bells outside schools, play your bassoon, is in EVERY can of whipped cream. The C is a concept and can be used to decribe a person. There is ONE the C, averyone else is just fugly.

You: Why hello, the C.
The C: Can I jingle your bells?
The C: Can I play your bassoon?

the c by Improper Cheese November 30, 2004

THE C 

THE C

THERE GOING THE C DUDE

THE C by LoliHentaiCool January 20, 2021

the C word 

Refers to the most vulgar word in the english language; "cunt".

Dude 1:That S.O.B. called her the C word.

Dude 2:The Bastard!

the C word by Dude 1 September 17, 2004

The C's 

Boston Celtics

Did you watch the C's play last night?

The C's by ebeck08 February 19, 2011

The c shift 

In the fire department culture, work is usually divided into 3 shifts, or platoons; A, B, & C shift. The C shift is the spawn of the A & B shift, when fire departments became busier with higher call volume. It was necessary, to have an extra shift, in order to get the other shifts longer group days off for rest & recovery. It was also necessary to get the stupidest, dumbest bunch of village fucking idiots into one group, so as to only let the public be in danger by their incompetence only 10 days out of the month instead of 15, or only 1/3 of the year, instead of 1/2 of the year. fuck sticksass clownsbutt fucking idiotsboner biting butt fuckersdonkey punching dick lickersshit eating fart knockers

A shifter: "Good morning C shifter, what happened to the rig & why do we have a reserve engine?"

C shifter: "Well, we were coming down the hill from a call & the brakes started smoking. When we came to a stop, I engaged the spring brakes. They never released. Oh, I guess you're suppose to down shift to a lower gear, too, when you're descending a hill. You ever heard of that before?"

A shifter: "What? Fuck me."

C shifter: "Oh, we were super busy, too, so we didn't wash the rig & you need to get fuel."

A shifter: "Dude, there's a fuel tank at the side of the station......was it that difficult to pull in after the last call & get fuel."

C shifter: "I was hungry & I wanted to eat. I didn't want the truckers to get the last of the pancakes."

A shifter: "You're such a fuck ass. Fuck, I hate the c shift."

The c shift by thefuriousone January 4, 2008

The C-Vid 

The face you make when in contact with a female, also known as "the rapist face". It is when your mouth is half open and eyes are half closed while head bobbing. It must look creepy.

While sitting with his arm around Emma, Arie's face looked like The C-Vid.

The C-Vid by Biker12 May 23, 2011