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the bolt 

adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.

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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.

Are you being sarcastic?

No man. You are totally the bolt.
the bolt by gnostic1 August 5, 2012
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Off the BOLT 

1) When somebody’s going insane… their bolts have come loose
2)Same as off the chain but white people don’t have to say it sarcastically anymore like they're making fun of saying off the chain (but in reality they use the word all the time!)
3)A bolt will come off when its not screwed on tight enough- therefore “off the bolt” can imply baggy vaginal labial or rectum.
1. Calm down Lil, you're off the bolt!
2. Djonik is off the bolt!
3. Her ba dunk-a-dunk is off the bolt. She's been places!
Off the BOLT by Ckopapyk September 9, 2004

Ride the bolt 

To put a rifle (usually from behind) in between an unsuspecting victims legs (usually a guy) have a buddy or a group of buddies grab the other end and proceed to yank said rifle plus victim up and down so as to ruin victims junk.
Did you see peanut. I'd hate to ride the bolt!!!
Ride the bolt by Gdiaz453 January 25, 2009

Jolt the bolt 

To furiously thrash the pork sword for release of seminal fluids
strewth my spuds are the size of space hoppers i really need to jolt the bolt before they burst
Jolt the bolt by Colonel fuckstick January 26, 2014

Hit The Bolt 

in short, it mmeans, RUN AWAY!, its just a cooler way of saying it
Hit: Meaning like, do it now
The: not sure how to say it, but u know what i mean
Bolt: running fast (like "bolting")
Hit The Bolt by Dj187 May 3, 2009

the crimson bolt

When your fucking a girl when she is on the rag then you pull out and your dick is crimson, just like the crimson bolt
I got the crimson bolt last night

The cum bolt 

The first thunderous strike of semen that shoots out like lightning.
She caught the cum bolt right in the back of her mouth.
The cum bolt by Barkalodean August 7, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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