The bible

If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!

Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit
Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020
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The bible

1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.
Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.
by jfq June 20, 2008
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The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)
Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!
by Biblebasher69 January 04, 2011
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The bible

1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.
Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.
by jfq June 17, 2008
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The bible

A fiction story that fools believe
The bible should be moved into fiction, all in favor?
by dr evil 2 March 25, 2007
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1. A ridiculous attempt to add validity to an equally ridiculous set of beliefs held by gullible, subservient, pseduo-masochistic, child fucking , soap box carrying, back woods dwelling people to convince mainly themselves and the like that thier imaginary friend is real because the bible is thought to be the inherent word of God the omnipotent, omnipresent, douche bag that is so powerful yet remains indifferent to the suffering of kids who are molested and abused, the millions who sleep out side, & those who are born into violence, and dispare.

2. A step by step guide to becoming a racist, ignorant, judgmental, arrogant, piece of shit that non Christians can't stand to be around, because you all are dripping In fraud, your either aware your living a bullshit existence which makes you a sociopath, or your just too fucking stupid and are incapable of critical though, problem solving, and thinking for yourself.
I cannot believe so many people still believe that the bible is a literal work of God.

By now you would think that people would realize that from cover to cover the bible is on lie after another.

Professing belief in the bible is a sure fire way to lose every shred of credibility you possessed.
by 60x6 March 12, 2019
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Guy 1: have you read the bible?
Guy 2: no, its complete bullshit
by DislikedBum November 17, 2018
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