The Bible

A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"

"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"

"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."

"AWWWWH, far out man!"

"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"

"Chilled man."

"What should we call this book, yo?"

"How about, like, someting that sounds like Babel."

"Yeah, like the town."

"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"

"Holy shit man!"
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anti-war

Supporting the troops, not the war.
Hippy: "F*ck you! Baby killers!" (Spits)

Knowledgeable Liberal: "Hey man, be anti-war the proper way! Don't hate on the men and women serving everyday to protect us, but question IF we need protecting in the first place!"
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AC/DC

Overrated, shallow, trash 80's rock, aussie, hard rock band who have written and released songs with the exact same format for almost the past forty years, with the title of every song being worked in as the main chorus.

And for some reason... people like them!
'Hey man, AC/DC aren't overrated!'

'I'll prove to you why they suck ass at making music then, here take a listen.'

"I'm on a HIGHWAY to HELL!" (Highway to Hell)

"THUNDERSTRUCK!" (Thunderstruck)

"'Cause I'm BACK in BLACK!" (Back in Black)

"She shook me ALL NIGHT LONG!" (Shook Me All Night Long)

"For those about to Rock, we SALUTE YOU!" (For Those About to Rock (We Salute You))

"I'm TNT, I'm DYNAMITE!" (TNT)
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Music

Something that only a few gifted souls are able to create, these days.
"Okay, Joe, Nick? If we can just put our heads together, maybe we can at least write some music that's worth while."

"Oh, uuuuh... how, I'm feeling it Kevin, I'm feeling it, ummm.... I'm... feeling... paranoid! That's it! Paranoid!"

"Uh, but Nick isn't that a song by Black Sabbath---

"CAN IT JOE! It's brilliant!"
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Yoko Ono

That old bitch who hounded Lennon until he broke up the Beatles, the dirty skank.
"Hey did you see that nude shoot that Yoko Ono and Lennon did?"

(*shudders)

"Yeah, I wish I hadn't... why, Lennon... why?!"
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Coldplay

The band that Bono wipes his ass with.
"Oh god, I'm OUTTA TOILET PAPER!"

"Here, take this Coldplay album cover."

"Aw, cheers mate!"

(wipe)
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Bible

A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"

"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"

"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."

"AWWWWH, far out man!"

"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"

"Chilled man."

"What should we call this book, yo?"

"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."

"Yeah, like the town."

"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"

"Holy shit man!"
by Degree7 July 09, 2009
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