The behzad

Asks you if you want a lift home before tying you up and shoving his penis up your bum in the back of his Nissan Juke in OMA car park

I just got bummed very hard by the behzad

by STEADEHMAN April 2, 2020

behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

by NotABam October 10, 2017