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The Barrett

Sleepy, Hairy, Tanned, Loves the Couch, Lots of Cigs, Fastfood, No Sex.

Everyone knows a The Barrett
Dude wake up it is 3 in the afternoon, you are acting like The Barrett
The Barrett by John K Eaton November 16, 2006

The Barret 

Long in the face, thin in the hair, generally a sleepy creature. Its territory is the couch. It subsists on fast food, cigarettes, and booze. Very hard to arouse. Seldom spends energy on anything other than using a lighter and the thumb and index finger to open cans. Everyone has someone like this in their life. The Barret only mates once every three years for a solid fifteen seconds.
The Silver Crested Barreticus Lazicus. Found in the piedmont region of North Carolina. One can spot this elusive creature among Papa Lou's buffalo tenders boxes and Marlboro Light boxes. CAUTION: Do Not Attempt to Move The Barret from The Couch.

The Barret can also be used as a verb and adjective.

Example: Stop Barreting around so much, you are depressing me.

The sky is very The Barret today, look how dark and gloomy it is.
The Barret by John K Eaton November 16, 2006

The Barret 

receiving oral sex from an amateur one day, and then the same person a second day in a row.
Barret met this girl on friday, and totally got 'The Barret!'

The Barrett

When your girl slips her finger up your pooper, makes you jizz on your self then forces you to lick her hand clean
My friend went to Amsterdam and got The Barrett
The Barrett by PBC92 April 15, 2021

darryl and the barrels 

a awesome band with gabby , cady , rylie ,kaitlyn and sexy lead singer , darryl😉
ms. molitor -“ wow darryl and the barrels are so good they get my pe class Pumpin!”

bodies-in-the-barrels 

Australian slang: to describe a terrible, particularly violent crime, often referring to serial killers or mass murder. Sometimes used ironically, in a non-crime context.
'It was brutal, no one escaped alive. A real bodies-in-the-barrels situation.'