The Apocalypse

What will happen when either of these happens:
A: Microsoft buys the government and your private life is vigilated and surveyed by the companies

B: Some far leftist commie scum or far rightist capitalist pig thinks its time to nuke.
C: Google's bots become setient and murder us all
D: Minecraft p2w servers crash economy
E: China's (literal) pigs develop a very stronk uncurable disease
F: Pokemons travel to this world and become berserk
G: Climate change becomes very bad
H: Raptors travel from the past and learn to open doors

Hb: and learn to build lightsabers

See also Ablogalypse
See also Freemium
See also EA
See also Nuke

oh no its the Apocalypse!
nah its just a giant invisible pink unicorn

by FranchuFranchu March 6, 2019

the apocalypse

the year 2020

"the year 2020 so far has been the worst year ever. we are on the brink of world war 3, and are currently experiencing a global pandemic caused by the COVID-19 coronavirus. this is probably the beginning of the apocalypse"

by john fet May 8, 2020

The Apocalypse

Male puts both fists together, and puts them out in front of him. As his fists make their way to the woman's vagina, the male begins singing " DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN" dramatically.

"Mason pulled The Apocalypse on Kenzie last night!"
"DAMN. I bet her pussy be REAL big now"

by Arnie J. June 7, 2007

The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.

Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

The Apocalypse Of Emo

The day every decent human being waits for.
And we don't mean the grunge sub-culture that appeared in the early 90s,we mean the Hot Topic wearing,LiveJournal writting,Laguna Beach watching,whiny pimply white 15 year olds that currently overrun the earth.
And on that day;we shall strip down to our birthday suits,blast The Libertines from our car stereos and shout "THE REVOLUTION LIVES!"

Jesus will come down and play the solo of "I wanna be sedated" on the Eve of The Apocalypse Of Emo.

by Gabby G. November 14, 2007

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

The End of The Apocalypse

When the Apocalypse ends and everyone is saved and nobody dies.

The End of The Apocalypse saved everyone and everything.

by tohkeyo January 8, 2015