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The Alphabet People 

An encompassing and easier means to address the non-heterosexual people who are among the LGBTQIAPK crowd ( Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual, Pansexual, and Kinkiness ). Saying "The Alphabet People" most likely will offend SJW's and liberal snowflakes, but it sure beats wasting your time and money taking a useless Gender Studies class.
Dave: "Hey, what happened at the party last night ? I thought trying to hook up Ethel with Milton would be a good idea. How come they never hit it off with one another ?"

John : " The reason Ethel and Milton weren't interested in each other is because both are part of The Alphabet People."

The Alphabet People 

Term used to describe the community of people that have reserved one third of the alphabet for themselves as a way to self identify and refer to each member's preferred noun in one acronym. Used as a non offensive term to acknowledge said group and save yourself some time trying to remember each letter in the ever growing acronym. Hopefully avoiding verbal backlash for not taking the time to remember it.
Richard:

There's a pride parade going on downtown next weekend. The alphabet people will be out in full force.

The Alphabet People 

an insulting a derogatory term used to describe queer people by angry conservatives who don’t understand that people are different to them
“calling the straightsbreeders’ is not really the same as ‘the alphabet people’”
The Alphabet People by h.c.m. April 28, 2020
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026