The Admiral 

The man is standing while doing the woman from behind (she is on hands and knees). The man pulls her arms out from beneath her, causing her face to lay on the carpet, then proceeds to run her around the room, causing rug burn.

Jenny has 3rd degree rug burns from the Admiral.

The Admiral by unknown March 2, 2005

The Admiral 

While doing a girl doggy-style, move around the room without using her/your hands to steer. Movement is produced by excessive humpage.

Guy 1: I did the admiral to Stacy for 3 hours last night.
Guy 2: Fall over ?
Guy 1: Yep.

The Admiral by Nick Melotte July 23, 2008

The Admiral 

A sexual position. Figure one stand at the position of attention with their hands behind their back while figure two performs fellatio on them. Commonly performed while wearing a sailors hat.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.

The Admiral by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018

The Admiral 

1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.

Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.

The Admiral by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018

The Admiral Ackbar 

a sexual prank used while in the doggie-position. Man on man, girl on girl, man on girl, girl on man, whosoever is taking the other from behind announces before ejaculation "the Death Star is fully operational!" to this the receiver turns around and says "WHAAATTT?" only to be greeted by a "ITS A TRAP!" and a face full of creamy ejaculate (basically the "Admiral Ackbar" in the situation facials the chick)

Creamer yelled "ITS A TRAP" right before he creampied the girls face and completed "The Admiral Ackbar"

The Admiral Ackbar by Rainman Dave December 11, 2010

The Admiral Akbar 

While you are fingering a girl and you unexpectantly jam a finger from your other hand into her ass. When she tenses up from the action you yell out "It's a Trap!!!"

Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"

The Admiral Akbar by Need-Herder September 6, 2016

The Admiral’s Buttons 

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

The Admiral’s Buttons by Refenestrated December 28, 2021