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The Wrong Wong 

When you speak of, point to, or do something to an Asian individual only to realize you meant it towards another Asian individual.
You are sitting at a table drinking your coffee and trying to get work done. An Asian sits at your table because the rest are taken. Ticked off you reprimand them for their rude behavior without looking up. After they leave you realize your eraser is missing. He has stolen it from you. In a bout of rage you grab your coffee and throw it at the Asian that has the closest skin tone to the one who you reprimanded. You them realize the one who stole your eraser is at another table drawing. You have just attacked the Wrong Wong.
The Wrong Wong by RovertScott September 24, 2011
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Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.
Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.
Chonging the wong by theredcup September 8, 2019

WANGIN' ON THE WING WONG 

Is when you go out with a mate (who's not especially confident with the ladies) as his wing man and you end up in bed with the woman he was interested in.
Cutting your wing man's grass by default, WANGIN' ON THE WING WONG.

The Wrongsong 

The single song that completely goes against the usual genre of music a person often listens to.
That one John Mayor song in your playlist of all metal is just the Wrongsong
The Wrongsong by Fillbilly April 23, 2011
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