the williams

Slang for bills. Bill is a nickname for William. First heard in Nicolay & Superstition's "The Williams"

"But I've got bills, problems, all in my way. What more can I say? I've got the williams."

by AndrewTosh July 25, 2004

The Williams

In the year 952 A.D. a group of Norwegian Vikings were exploring a large cavern in a mountain named "Mount Williams." After the Vikings were about to leave the cave the entrance collapsed and they were trapped. After they were trapped they ran low on supplies and in order to survive they had to eat each other’s scalps, hair, and weird fungus growing between their feet. Eventually they became as skinny as toothpicks and then through lack of sunlight they became very pale much so as the paleness of a vampire's skin. In order to acquire the fungi growing between their toes they had to lift their arms up like a Tyrannosaurus Rex and claw at their toes. Eventually the transformation into A Williams was complete. The Williams claws had grown by five inches, and they sprouted wings. When they sprouted wings they were able to fly through the hole in the mountain and eventually they went southward and terrorized many African villages and then challenged the vampire's territory of Transylvania and after they killed off all the vampires and dragons in the world. They also went hunting for the Lochness Monster and during their hunt gained the ability to breathe underwater and after the Lochness Monster was killed they used its skull as a piss pot. When The Williams became to widespread a Middle Eastern clan named "Sarkosh" went hunting for The Williams, and eventually killed most of them off.

1. "A Savage Williams broke into my house today and took a dump on my pillow."

2. Mother: "How was your day at school?"
Son: "I got my scalp bit off by a Williams."

3. A Roman: "IT'S THE WILLIAMS IN THE SKY!!"
Many Williams: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

by The Williams Historian August 20, 2010

The Williams Effect

The substantial and long-sustained decrease in intelligence and social aptitude test scores measured in many aspects of one's life starting roughly the time they become friends with a particular individual. There is no cure for the Williams Effect.

My friends tell me my social sensibilities have decreased upon moving in with my roommate. #TheWilliamsEffect

I thought I was immune to the Williams Effect until I found myself discussing MMA and WWE wrestling after a few short weeks of hanging with Alex.

by SheldonMCohen February 8, 2013

The Williams Sisters

The only reason black people watch tennis.

if it wasn't for the Williams sisters black people would not have any interest in the honkey sport of tennis

by King_Cat December 31, 2020

The Williams Rule

The Williams rule: if the ball hits the floor and hits the ceiling with enough force in a customs rumble rocket league, it will infinity bounce until someone stops it. (Written by VECTOR)
The settings in order for this to take action:
Ball physics: Light
Ball size: default
Ball bounciness: SUPER HIGH
Boost amount: Unlimited
Rumble: None
Boost Strength: 10X
Gravity: Default
Demolish: Default

Respawn time: Default

A way to phrase this would be: HEY I JUST DID THE WILLIAMS RULE
This rule was invented by Mr. Williams
This definition/urban dictionary post was created by Mr. VECTOR
This Rule was created on June 21st at 7:00 pm
If you have any questions contact: [phone]

by The Williams Rule June 21, 2021

The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015

The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015