In the year 952 A.D. a group of Norwegian Vikings were exploring a large cavern in a mountain named "Mount Williams." After the Vikings were about to leave the cave the entrance collapsed and they were trapped. After they were trapped they ran low on supplies and in order to survive they had to eat each other’s scalps, hair, and weird fungus growing between their feet. Eventually they became as skinny as toothpicks and then through lack of sunlight they became very pale much so as the paleness of a vampire's skin. In order to acquire the fungi growing between their toes they had to lift their arms up like a Tyrannosaurus Rex and claw at their toes. Eventually the transformation into A Williams was complete. The Williams claws had grown by five inches, and they sprouted wings. When they sprouted wings they were able to fly through the hole in the mountain and eventually they went southward and terrorized many African villages and then challenged the vampire's territory of Transylvania and after they killed off all the vampires and dragons in the world. They also went hunting for the Lochness Monster and during their hunt gained the ability to breathe underwater and after the Lochness Monster was killed they used its skull as a piss pot. When The Williams became to widespread a Middle Eastern clan named "Sarkosh" went hunting for The Williams, and eventually killed most of them off.
1. "A Savage Williams broke into my house today and took a dump on my pillow."
2. Mother: "How was your day at school?"
Son: "I got my scalp bit off by a Williams."
3. A Roman: "IT'S THE WILLIAMS IN THE SKY!!"
Many Williams: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
2. Mother: "How was your day at school?"
Son: "I got my scalp bit off by a Williams."
3. A Roman: "IT'S THE WILLIAMS IN THE SKY!!"
Many Williams: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
by The Williams Historian August 20, 2010
person 1: damn! who's that?
person 2: oh that's william.
person 1: he's 10/10 for sure.
person 2: ikr
person 2: oh that's william.
person 1: he's 10/10 for sure.
person 2: ikr
by leafyispossiblyqueer December 21, 2016
by DeadEnder36 December 24, 2019
He is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world and every guy wants you. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl like you. If you have a boyfriend or a crush named William , i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do.
by Rose.1239 November 06, 2017
Someone with beautiful eyes. Sometimes appears quiet, but get to know them and they are creative and inspirational.
Kind and considerate, sometimes lets others walk over him.
Like to listen to music that does not reflect his true personality.
Kind and considerate, sometimes lets others walk over him.
Like to listen to music that does not reflect his true personality.
He's just like William.
by TsubasaJiyuu January 29, 2012
An amazing yet difficult person. Williams tens to be such a charmer and will cast you under their spell with their smile. They tend to be runners but only to be running from themselves. They make the greatest Friends and amazing longtime lovers. They have the biggest hearts and just need to simply be loved. Never break a Williams trust because once you do their is no second chances. Learn to be kind and patient with a William and you will forever have a friend. Love a William and it will be the greatest gift of all.
by TwinFlame June 06, 2019
Will is the sweetest type of guy a girl could ask for. Will is incredibly loving, and can make any girl's heart race. Will is very trustworthy and loyal.
Will is so very caring and also very protective when it comes to his friends, he is a comeplete gentlemen. If you happen to come across Will in your life NEVER let him go, it will be the stupidest decision you ever make, he is such a great friend!
Will is a hesitant yet charming boy. His sense of humour, and boyish good looks are what makes him so great! Love him, he got a heart of the purest gold! <3 xxx
Will is so very caring and also very protective when it comes to his friends, he is a comeplete gentlemen. If you happen to come across Will in your life NEVER let him go, it will be the stupidest decision you ever make, he is such a great friend!
Will is a hesitant yet charming boy. His sense of humour, and boyish good looks are what makes him so great! Love him, he got a heart of the purest gold! <3 xxx
by Sofie, Spejder January 22, 2013