The Willening

Every time someone physically interrupts a performer of some sort. Even more so if a wife was involved either directly or indirectly. It's usually a joke at the wife's expense that triggers a textbook "The Willening".

T.I. once allegedly "The Willening'd" a stand up comedian that also talked about his wife.

The Willening by givafuk April 6, 2022

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Coalition of the willing

Personal bitches of the Bush regime. See lapdog.

Their job is basically to take it up the ass when not sucking George Dubya's cock.

Coalition of the willing by DeadByDawn November 1, 2004

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BROalition of the Willing

A "go-to" group of your friends who are your backup in any situation; a fight, bar hopping, party crashing, studying..etc.
Like minded individuals with initiative and sharing a common goal.

Guy 1:"We're going out to the bars tonight!"
Guy 2:"Who is going with you?"
Guy 1: "I have been hitting up my boys all day and I have assembled a BROalition of the Willing to join me on this alte night excursion".

BROalition of the Willing by FlexIconic December 22, 2009

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can't rape the willing

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

can't rape the willing by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015