The White Noise 

A kick ass post-hardcore band from Los Angeles. They signed to Fearless Records in 2015 and currently only have one EP out called "Aren't You Glad?" that came out in early 2016. They're also a hell of a band to see live, because of the amount of energy they have on stage that leads them to put on an amazing performance. Fun fact: their guitarist, KJ, helped Crown the Empire work on their latest album.

I had the time of my life seeing The White Noise last night. When's their next tour???

The White Noise by citeh citeh citeh August 4, 2016

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

making whale noises on the big white phone by JV Biff July 19, 2010