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The Tully 

The act of smelling a mans p*nis while peering after sleeping with a bunch of women
Hey c*ck god? can i so the tully?
The Tully by PTU LEGEND August 2, 2023
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The Dick Tully 

When, amongst the confusion of wild intercourse, a male particpant over the age of 60 with a bald head lubricates his bald head using wax and WD-40, then he proceeds to stick his head inside his female parteners vagina.
Performing "The Dick Tully" requires great athleticism and a slut with a loose, floppy cunt.
The Dick Tully by Anonymous March 24, 2003

the tilly 

a dance move that mixes the whip and the dab

on the 7th beat out right arm directly out in front of u facing down
on the 8th beat turn it so it is facing up
on the 1st beat dab on the fully extended arm
Rachel: *hits the tilly*
Dylan: holy shit did she just hit the tilly?
Matt: Fuck dude that was hot!
the tilly by sub-urbangirl August 28, 2016

resetting the tally 

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.
Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.
resetting the tally by piro May 18, 2003

The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald
The Telly Savalas by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

The Tilly Affect 

When a girl named Tilly is around everyone's best side comes out and it is a much more peaceful world
Person one:"Your stupid!"
Person two:"Well you are an idiot"
(Tilly walks in, hence The Tilly Affect starts)
Person one:"Hi Tilly, this is my bestie "

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke 

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.
Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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