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The Tallis chalice 

A solid gold cup made for Lord Gareth Buttqueef Tallis The third in 1682. He had it made with the intention of sipping his wife’s breastmilk from it on late summer evenings.

It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.
Big Tallis: “take a sip from the Tallis chalice”

Little Tallis: “okay Dad “

Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “

The Tallest Man on Earth 

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

The Talisman Effect 

The name for the phenomenon in which if you were to bring a particular item with you somewhere, you won't end up needing it, but should you not bring it, you will need it.
"If I bring my umbrella, it probably won't rain. If I don't, it most certainly will. I guess its just the Talisman Effect at work."

The Tallest Oompa Loompa 

When someone tends to stand out in the crowd. Usually not in a good way.
Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026