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The Tallis chalice 

A solid gold cup made for Lord Gareth Buttqueef Tallis The third in 1682. He had it made with the intention of sipping his wife’s breastmilk from it on late summer evenings.

It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.
Big Tallis: “take a sip from the Tallis chalice”

Little Tallis: “okay Dad “

Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “

The Tallest Man on Earth 

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

The Talisman Effect 

The name for the phenomenon in which if you were to bring a particular item with you somewhere, you won't end up needing it, but should you not bring it, you will need it.
"If I bring my umbrella, it probably won't rain. If I don't, it most certainly will. I guess its just the Talisman Effect at work."

The Tallest Oompa Loompa 

When someone tends to stand out in the crowd. Usually not in a good way.
Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.