The Stache

A man with an extremely cool mustache. That's all.

Tyler: Dude, I have like no facial hair!
Chad: Well duh... who do you think you are? The Stache???

The Stache by Aly-c October 22, 2009

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The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.

"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."

The stache of the euphoric by >:) November 22, 2015

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The Stache • The stache of the euphoric • Rate the Stache 1-10 • Tapping the Stache • hitler rocks the stache • The Kaz Stache • The Ginger Hitler Stache • The Sachem • the satchell • the stabher grabber

hitler rocks the stache

line said to anyone who opposed hitler and his rockin mustache

Civilian:Yeah Hitler's stache is cool and all, but I think the Russians have better st...
Nazi:HITLER ROCKS THE STACHE (kills instantly)

hitler rocks the stache by Carlb0t January 10, 2010

Tapping the Stache

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

Tapping the Stache by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

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Rate the Stache 1-10

"Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.

"Hey man its me Tim, Rate the Stache 1-10 bro!"

Rate the Stache 1-10 by Jrflash2005 January 5, 2025

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The Kaz Stache

A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.

" Hey man, what's up"

" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"

" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"

The Kaz Stache by The Kazster December 7, 2009

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The Ginger Hitler Stache

Fucking a girl on her period then whipping your dick on her face to make the face of Hitler.

Bob: What did you do last night?

Tom: Gave my girl the Ginger Hitler Stache since she was on her period and didn't tell me!

The Ginger Hitler Stache by BucNasty89 November 2, 2011