The Spaniard 

An elegant, distinctive style of facial hair pioneered by students at the University of Southern California during Mustache March of 2007.

Consists of a bushy patch of facial hair spanning the width of the upper lip and no wider, worn concurrently with a goatee of equal width.

Daring, flashy, and stylish, The Spaniard is poised to take the facial-hair world by storm. Controversy has erupted all across campus, particularly within the Greek community, as men strive to achieve what may very will be the pinnacle of facial-hair styling.

I got whiplash from doing a double take when I first saw The Spaniard.

The Spaniard by TheSpaniard87 March 7, 2007

The Filthy Spaniard 

A very cool guy in the For Honor community who's in charge of r/CompetitiveForHonor. He has also collaborated with Ubisoft to help For Honor players git gud.

Oh ma gerd, is that The Filthy Spaniard?!

The Filthy Spaniard by Bodied_Man August 16, 2021

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025