The Size Of It
The Size Of It by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood
Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean.
An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."
It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean. by Geezer1987 February 24, 2026
Its not the size of the dog
When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.
Its not the size of the dog by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019
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