The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

The Simpan War by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

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