The Seasoning

After a session of hot, passionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. The smaller spoon will then 'season' the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and butt sweat.

Jamie small spoon: "30 seconds, my record!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"

by ImInBigTrouble December 7, 2010

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming

Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!

by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

Seasoning the Greens

Seasoning your weed by adding a pinch of coke

‘Put the coke inside the weed, them niggas seasoning the greens’ J.I.D

by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

The seaning

A 5'7" tall person named Sean with a blow up buddy named Steve with a bigger pecker than him and a mother named Felicia who gets more pussy than he does.

My friend Sean made a documentary called the seaning.

by Speedguy70 October 27, 2023