the santa
the santa by salty_santa April 19, 2018
Words you can keep
The Santa
Its Christmas eve and you dress up in a Santa outfit. You climb on the top of a house and scream Santa's here, and when someone looks up through their chimney, you ejaculate down the chimney as if it is a present.
The Santa by bigboi12369 April 5, 2021
The Santa
A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"
The ‘Santa Clause’
The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
The ‘Santa Clause’ by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018
Word of the Day on December 7, 2018
The Santa Clause
A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
The Santa Clause by Twerk Grinder McFresh August 5, 2010
the santa snap
the santa snap by Aaron and Rosie November 5, 2003
The Santa Clauses
The clauses which detail Kris Kringle under the North Pole Act of 1436.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.
Evil Little Boy: "Where are my presents?"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"
The Santa Clauses by Assasinof6 March 11, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.