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The Ryan Green Effect 

When you throw a party and after it happens you automatically think you are the shit.
Boy 1: Did you go to Andrew's party on Saturday?
Boy 2: Ya dude but Andrew's being a real asshole now.
Boy 1: Ya dude he has the Ryan Green effect.

The Ryan Green Effect 

The Ryan Green Effect - An individual with an extreme lack of intelligence that causes bad luck in any given situation.
He is SOOO stupid, the Ryan Green Effect follows him everywhere!
The Ryan Green Effect by Wes Fisk October 13, 2018

The Ryan Orcutt Effect 

It’s when you

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Wow, the Ryan Orcutt Effect made me blow up Malaysia!!
The Ryan Orcutt Effect by Saggit.Bob February 24, 2021

the zach ryan effect 

when you meet someone and they immediately develop something in the back of their mind that thinks you are hot. they will also never forget about you this way
oh yeah i met zach ryan the other day and now the zach ryan effect is taking over my head