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The Rounds

The lineup for weekends of binge drinking, partying, drug consumption, etc. with close friends.

Generally, the rounds begin on Friday nights and continue consecutively with each night consisting of harder drinking/partying.

Although most people who have lives end their rounds on Sunday night, essentially the rounds do not end until a member of the group decides to rest.
The Rounds.

Example:
Round 1 - Friday night

Round 2- Saturday night

And if you can handle it
Round 3- Sunday night (usually known as the "Final Round")

Also see 'The Round to End All Rounds'
The Rounds by John Bannister July 17, 2011
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did the rounds

To flirt with lots of people
He certainly did the rounds last night!
did the rounds by mcpeter March 7, 2012

The Roundabout Technique 

A technique in which one can give themselves an anal eating.

Step 1: Clamp open your asshole using some clams.
Step 2: Grab your trusty pair of boxing gloves and beat the hell out of your asshole.
Step 3:Then sauce your asshole with barbecue sauce.
Step 4: Then proceed to play Roundabout at max volume while going to town on your asshole.
Ex:"Yeah dude, last night I went to town on my asshole using the roundabout technique."

Ex:"I'll be the roundabout! Eat your asshole out 'n out!"

Knights of the Round

A summoning that takes five damn minutes to be done with
I freaking dispise that damn summoning now! How dare it take that long!
Knights of the Round by Aerish November 6, 2004

Sit at the Head of The Round Table 

1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

knights of the round table 

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.
-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Kaci.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

Knights of the Round Table 

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.
-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.
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