The Ron T 

The coolest and smartest guy in the world. One would strive to be a Ron, but many will die trying to be like him. Also knows that it’s a proven fact that Crosby is better than Ovi.

The Ron T is definitely not a Tony Hoops.

The Ron T by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022

Ron the death eater 

The polar opposite of (and often directly caused by) draco in leather pants, whereby fandom demonizes a previously likeable, good character, often for the sake of shipping.

The origin of the name comes from Harry Potter fandom, in which fanfic writers shipping Hermione with characters other than her canon love interest, Ronald Weasley (or Ron), would often include some terribly contrived arc in which Ron goes insane from Hermione dumping him, and promptly joins the villains of the series, the Death Eaters, thus making it easier for readers to sympathise with Hermione's choice and hence the ship of choice.

Perfect, non-HP example of Ron the death eater in action:

In 2002, the second series of the Pokemon anime saw a cast change, in which one of the three main characters, Misty (who was heavily shipped with one of the other main characters, specifically Ash), was swapped for a younger model, May. Cue dozens of gratuitous rapefics written in May's dishonour. Voila: May the death eater.

Ron the death eater by WolfsBaneT9 January 3, 2013

Ron the Tool 

A freshman who thinks he is the coolest kid in the entire school, when actually everyone thinks he is a loser tool.

" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.

" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".

Ron the Tool by Fats macdugal May 20, 2008

ron the soap

When sharing a hotel room with friends, to take the first shower and leave your body hair embedded in the communal bar of soap.

When crashing in Pete's room at the Borgata last Friday, "Gears" took the first shower in the morning and proceeded to ron the soap by failing to remove his nasty pubes from the bar before toweling off and dressing.

ron the soap by Stone Creek August 8, 2008

Ron the great 

The smoothest man on earth. A handsome chap. Gets all the ladies. Loves sex. Loves beer.

Did you see that man just pick up that 10? Ron the great moment!

Ron the great by Ron Worcestershire May 26, 2021

ron the bird 

ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,

person 1: lol you know ron the bird?
person 2: what kind of question is that

ron the bird by the zulfster July 26, 2017

ron the con 

A legendary member of the mafia, who spent time in prison for selling guns and cultivating hydroponic cannabis. By all accounts, a completefucktard.

hey, when does Ron the Con get out of jail? I need some choof!

ron the con by Googles July 12, 2006