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The Right Side 

Gangsters tend to wear their bandana hanging out of their back right pocket. Original Gangsters (Crips) would always have a black bandana, tailing from their right back pocket. Reason for this to show that they have no affiliation with any Hispanic gangs (Sureños) who usually wear navy blue bandanas on their left back pocket. Sporting the colour blue was cool but black is what I am.
The Right Side by Snoop Capone December 31, 2020
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Looking at the right side of the grass 

A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).
"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"

living on the right side of the glory hole 

The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.
Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?

Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”

on the right side of horizontal 

to still be alive as opposed to being dead
dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

on the right side of the grass 

You are not dead and buried yet
As long as you are on the right side of the grass I will stick around

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face 

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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