Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.
by Ebullient Gideon August 30, 2011
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an excuse for Jackson Merryman to say that he is better than his friends at Nidhogg.
Really he is a bitch ass and can't win a fucking game against the master Simon.
jackson- "Dude that is unfair, there is a right side advantage." Simon-" Just a fucking excuse u use because you can't win."
by Nidhogg King March 28, 2017
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Turned correctly, where the outer side is facing outwards. Opposite of inside out.
He turned the sweater right side out before putting it on.
by LBeningfield March 20, 2011
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to still be alive as opposed to being dead
dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good
by surfmazer December 8, 2017
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A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).
"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"
by Deanna03801 February 9, 2009
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An expression used to characterize those of us who hold a certain set of beliefs and possess a certain set of values. It will be self-evident to posterity that we who now hold these beliefs and attitudes were correct, and thus on 'the right side of history'.
We who are on the 'right side of history' believe in objective reality and the capacity for science and rationality to uncover truths about the world.

We believe in free speech, open discourse, and continuous debate.

We believe that verbal and artistic offensiveness is not a crime.

We believe that it is cowardly to deplatform those who you disagree with.

We believe it is cowardly not to engage with those who you disagree with.

We believe in individualism over group identity.

We believe that you should judge an individual based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin or any other inessential attribute.

We hold color-blindness as an ideal to strive for.

We believe that men and women have differences, but this is okay and men and women should not be inhibited from doing what they wish on the grounds of sex-based prejudice.

We believe that is just fine to be gay, straight, or bi.

We believe that there is nothing wrong with being transgender. It is legitimate, despite there being a lot of junk philosophy that has attached itself to theory of gender presently. We will work out these problems together with the help of reason, science, open discourse, and debate.

We reject that there is any virtue in proclaiming a victim identity.

We believe in liberal democracy and reasonably regulated market economies.

We value liberty, fortitude, strength, and personal responsibility.
by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
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In the south, some grocery stores have attached liquor stores with their own entrances. Oddly enough a lot of the liquor store entrances are to the right of the grocery store entrance.
"I'm going to the right side of Winn-Dixie to get some 'tater juice."

"I'm going to the Winn-Dixie liquor store to get a fifth of vodka."
by Dammitmon May 13, 2009
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