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The Real You 

A curated version of self the I (the observer) would be satisfied with.
A retard "That's not the REAL you though."

Hym "✌️✊️✌️✊️The Real You✌️✊️✌️✊️ is actually a weird inter-subjective euphemism. You want 'the real me' align with your internal model of 'ME' AND reflect on YOU positively. But 'The real me' figured out how to make that AI work and is either having it stolen from me OR is about to get credited and paid for it. And 'the real me' was telling the truth about the weaponized schizophrenia and that phenomenon is either going to be covered up OR it's going to be exposed. 'The real me' isn't the problem here. 'THE FAKE YOU' is the problem here."
The Real You by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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You the real MVP

MVP stands for Most Valuable Player. Kevin Durant ( a guy you usually see on this meme) was talking about his mom while receiving the MVP Trophy on the sixth of May 2014 and called her ( his mother) the real MVP. After that this phrase indicates that somebody has done something really well, or so it's considered to mean.
Guys, who pay for Netfilx and let others use their account , you the real MVP
You write a good online review on a product? You the real MVP
You the real MVP by Illuminatus February 10, 2015

You the real MVP

You're the real "Most Valuable Player". It's a congratulatory term.
"Whoever leaked the nudes"
"You the real MVP"
You the real MVP by This is a name September 7, 2014

You The Real Art

A popular phrase on TikTok and Instagram used to compliment another person’s looks, usually comparing them to art, or something else depending on the context.
An Instagram post about music with the poster’s face visible
Commenter A“You the real art.”
Commenter B”You the real music.”

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is 

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.
The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex 

Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex
Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best... 

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

R.I.P Rick May (1940-2020)
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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