The Ratchet
The Ratchet by AZ1 Ratchet June 8, 2011
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Buff the ratchet
Buff the ratchet by Ace boogies February 5, 2019
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The Band Ratchet
An awesome banon that likes to twerk and watch DCI, sometimes at the same time. They worship Dean Patterson because he got that cake, and they like it when you got that cake too.
The Band Ratchet by Lol wut January 4, 2014
Ratchet up the Ass
1. Mass consumption of gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent than another decidedly gassy individual within close proximity.
2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.
2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.
1. After inhaling his roomate's farts for nearly an hour, Mike decided it was time to strike back. He rathcheted up the ass by devouring some jalepeno poppers and three large orders of Burger King onion rings.
2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.
2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.
Ratchet up the Ass by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
I do it for the ratchets
A ratchet who thinks she is not one herself but indeed is, she usually hashtags this on social media sites, she thinks she is pretty and she's pretty for the ratchets but really is a ratchet with the weave of a rats nest ( see also ratchet
Na'queefa: oooo gurl i #doitfodaratchets so I do it for the ratchets all dayyyyy
Tiffiny: *16 year olf white girl voice* you can't do it for the ratchets if you are a ratchet
Tiffiny: *16 year olf white girl voice* you can't do it for the ratchets if you are a ratchet
I do it for the ratchets by Na'queefa123456789002030452384 November 21, 2013
day of the ratchets
October 31st aka Halloween. The night girls can wear whatever slutty costumes they want and it's acceptable. A bra booty shorts and cat ears makes you a cat on this day. The day women can let their inner ratchet out.
day of the ratchets by Rykoknowsso December 31, 2015
The 3 ratcheteers
The 3 ratcheteers, are undoubtedly the 3 most trifling ass ratchet mofo's of them all....you and your 2 best friends..BITCH
Look who it is...The 3 ratcheteers!
The 3 ratcheteers by Bacita Mae Jenkins June 3, 2022
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