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Smoking the Q

The "drug" that leads to becoming "night high", or when your so tired that everything becomes funny, as if you had smoked something and became high.
dude 1-hehehe thats window, its soo funny.
dude 2-nah dude it aint funny, you just been smoking the q
Smoking the Q by JakeC January 2, 2009

The Salty Q-Tip

(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.
Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?

Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.

Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.

Kristy: You have no idea.
The Salty Q-Tip by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third 

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.
Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

yeet the hard Qs 

"Yeeting the hard Qs" is the act of dodging, ignoring, or disregarding difficult questions.
"I'm not sure yeeting hard Qs is the best way to go about acing your calculus quiz"
"She couldn't help but feel like he was yeeting the hard Qs during their breakup"
"This boi yeetin hard Qs like he in the Matrix"
"When my mom caught me sneaking out last night I had to yeet the hard Qs"
yeet the hard Qs by eatsleepmath September 24, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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