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the portal 

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque
Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.
the portal by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

The portal gun 

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border
Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol

king of the portal 

A title earned by the flash animator who receives the most portal awards for his or her work within a month on newgrounds. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards. Although StrawberryClock does not meet the above criteria, he is the unofficial King Of The Portal.
Sad but true, Strawberry is the king of the portal
king of the portal by Sylvalant April 18, 2006

king of the portal 

As seen on Newgrounds.

The Flash animator who receives the most awards for his or her work within a month is named King of the Portal. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards.
Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal.

Flash Animator: Well, although he technecally never won that award, some of his stuff is really funny.

king of the portal 

See: Strawberry clock
Strawberry clock is king of the portal
king of the portal by asdf December 11, 2003

Stuck in the portal 

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.
Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal
Stuck in the portal by Butterjack January 25, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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