Definitions by Butterjack

Stuck in the portal 

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.

Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal

Stuck in the portal by Butterjack January 25, 2019

Picking the cotton 

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

Picking the cotton by Butterjack January 10, 2019