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The Poontz 

A disease that is acquired through higgling Bees often. This disease consist of highly infectious forms of genital warts, severely burning herpes, and bloody open sores, all on the genitalia, hands, mouth, eyes, anus, and ear holes.
Jerry: Dude I was higgling this sexy bee yesterday.

Drew: Wow you higgle a lot you sure you won't contract the poontz?

Zman: Yeah I had them once, my eyes bled for months and my genitals had warts all over them.

Jerry: THat sounds rough but higglings too much fun I cant stop.
The Poontz by The Ben MK II June 9, 2011
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FILLING THE POONTANK 

Having sex to orgasm with a woman vaginally
WHEN KENNYI WAS FILLING THE POONTANK SO HE WAITED ON THE PORCH.
FILLING THE POONTANK by neverlad February 11, 2015

dine out at the poontang cafe 

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.
As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

poontang pie in the sky 

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.
Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!
poontang pie in the sky by anonymous November 27, 2022
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