The Poof The Poof

Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.

A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial)

It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.

ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?

David: Alright, it's wet...so I wanna know, who the hell was using my loofah?

Amy: It's actually a "The Poof The Poof"...and it was me. Sorry.

by DPAAN April 13, 2010

The Poof

The Poof is a huge fart exposed in baby powder. As seen on the movie Jackass 2.5 where Johnny Knoxville adds baby powder on Wee Man's butt so he can fart, but unfortunately he crap himself.

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Poof.

by Lucas_JWF August 21, 2008

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

the polish poof

When you are of polish decent and have an excessively wavy to moderately wavy large hair

The polish poof is out of control today, my hair is the size of a house.

by Philumup April 20, 2018

The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

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The Lord Hell Yeah!The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

by Im_a_real_boy! February 17, 2025