The Poker
The Poker is an action used when someone rolls the corner of a pillow case and shoves it up someone’s nose. This often leads to anger, laughter and failed relationships
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the horizontal poker
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
the horizontal poker by Wizdee May 10, 2011
The joker poker
The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
The joker poker by Evil492 April 25, 2021
liquor in the front, poker in the rear
I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
liquor in the front, poker in the rear by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010
liquor in the front, poker in the rear
1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.
liquor in the front, poker in the rear by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009
The Extra Creamy Poker
The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.
The Extra Creamy Poker by Higgywig September 5, 2007
poker in the brown eye
poker in the brown eye by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006
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