The Poker is an action used when someone rolls the corner of a pillow case and shoves it up someone’s nose. This often leads to anger, laughter and failed relationships
“I was sitting next to my girlfriend one day and she gave me an attitude so I gave that bitch the poker
by Finkman June 11, 2019
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Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009
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some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not
let us play poker
by Speedy bob January 16, 2004
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Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.
"You should invite her to dinner and poker"
by Flo January 27, 2004
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She was extremely pokered last night.
I feel so pokered right now.
by edgy chav November 29, 2017
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Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.
Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.
by SunBug October 03, 2009
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When you have an accidental erection while in close proximity to people and accidentally poke someone with it.
Guy: Dude, I had a poker with that chick over there.
Friend: Lucky you!
by FinWonga March 08, 2016
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